Well, this place has evolved all the way up to Slimy Mollusc. Hard to imagine, given the writing talent around here. As this is certain to be a temporary situation, we'll be keeping the exoskeletons in the closet for future use.
I also wish to direct your attention to the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers blogroll in the sidebar. Give these interesting folks a look. Without doubt there will be better stuff at those more talented (and less obscure) sites than the blather you'll find here.