Flap, Flap, Flap,

I see this wee site has evolved all the way to Flappy Bird status in the TTLB Ecosystem. Amazing. Frankly I never expected to leave the primordial soup, so this is rather unexpected. I guess that leaves me with the question of how much evolution is enough? One could shoot for Higher Beings, Mortal Humans, Playful Primates, Large Mammals, or even Maruading Marsupials. Problem is, all those higher statuses require, well, talent. So that leaves, how far can this place shoot for by bluffing? Maybe I could shoot for Adorable Rodent. Beavers and muskrats are kind of interesting, and it sure worked for Mickey Mouse.